What is Your Battle Cry?

Chin-Chin · Post by **Chin-Chin** » Fri 26 May 2006 22:24

Is there a logorithm generating these statements? I'm trying to figure out how this is done.

Wintran · Post by **Wintran** » Fri 26 May 2006 23:29

Argh, I'm so evil

Running through the steppes, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Wintran! And he gives a mighty cry:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I desecrate until there is no more hope!"

I really have to pick a better username next time that gets a funnier battle cry (and better first hit on Google)...

Wintran · Post by **Wintran** » Fri 26 May 2006 23:32

Haha, if I used "hannes" I got this:

Stalking amidst the freeway, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Hannes! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!"

Chin-Chin · Post by **Chin-Chin** » Fri 26 May 2006 23:35

ROFL

Cairidh · Post by **Cairidh** » Sat 27 May 2006 02:09

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

avalon · Post by **avalon** » Sat 27 May 2006 04:29

Please Forgive me

Running along the steppes, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Wai! And she gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to f... you with such wanton cruelty, your pets won't recognize you!!"

DOHHH!

dadasarah · Post by **dadasarah** » Fri 02 Jun 2006 05:39

Hark! Who is that, skulking across the icy wasteland! It is Dadasarah, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel cry, her voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

Mommy!

Bambi726 · Post by **Bambi726** » Fri 02 Jun 2006 07:43

Haha, how did I miss this thread!? I LOVE IT!

Lo! Who is that, running out of the candy store! It is Bambi726, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She cries homicidally:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you are hot and bothered, and plug you into a power plant!"

Lol